GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
Trouble Sleeping.
I made this a while back and didn’t mean for the guy to look like he’s just rolling in place… but he is.
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
i just.What?
the fuck?
why?!
but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??
Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)
is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
